I dont have a problem watching big flesh wounds or splattered bones coming out of an injured body. If I see, lets say, a rugbyplayer with a very big blood blister on his left ear, i dont want to leave - but puncture it. I can watch someone puke without turning a hair. and you can watch me puke when i see naked feet. I am a big activist for legal compulsion of socks, or even better, shoes, even in the swimming pools, bedrooms or in closed rooms in thailand.
I am afraid of feet touching me. the worst are the toenails. if my husband touches me it gives me the creeps, and he is the person in this world i like most.
noone needs toenails.if he accidently touches me with his toenails during the night in bed i am so disgusted i cannot fall asleep again.
if i have to cut my toenails I lock myself into the bathroom and have to conquer myself for hours.
pedicurists are the most underpaid profession in the whole world. imagine: they try to make the best out of feet that old that marched in front of the führer.
my demand for the evolution: regress toenails, reduce feed to a minimum. thank you. auf wiedersehen.


glossary
führer - leader. in this case i meant a.hitler who mislead germany 1933-1945
auf wiedersehen - goodbye