Mittwoch, 15. November 2006

jie jie wont make it mit links

JieJie
This happy young man is jie jie and obviously has three arms. it could have been worse: 4 kneecaps for example would be much less practicable. But mother earth gave him three arms, and that really was a gift. Think about what he can do with them:

- he can stir the pasta sauce WHILE he strains the spaghettis
- he can drink beer, smoke AND make out
- he can box like ali and will never get a liver punch
- he can applaude AND throw his hat in the air

The latter he will probably never do again. Because the doctors did not only take away those opportunities by removing his arm. These Blitzbirnen took away the more functional arm instead of the not so well developed. Hallo?

JieJie2
And as if Jie Jie knew what he will miss, he does not look too happy after the operation. i would love to know how his parents explain this to him.


glossary:
mit links machen - (literary translated: do something with the left hand) to do sth. blind fold
blitzbirnen - idiots
Hallo? - Hello?

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Flake - 28. Jan, 05:42

jie jie wont make it with links

Nice that it is possible to heal this boy. Medicine is very progressive nowadays. As in the high culture of old Egypt, men are trying to operate most of the injuries. I just had seen pictures of people with more than one arm in the temple. Lord Shiva had four arms even an adventures life. But it is not easy to live with the scars. Had a small operation and feel it years after. Looks very healthy after.

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