Someone very bad did shit in Ellen Graves brain. After that she called herself Jasmuheen and communicated with the count of Saint Germain, who died in 1784, via her "cosmic telephone".
But thats not all, she also had a new favourite dish: light. To make it sound cooler she called it prana. From her piont of view prana is both drink- and eatable and everything you need for living.
Every normal human being would think: "Richtig! Lightbulbs are the new convenience food and discotheques are the new restaurants. But not only Jasmuheen, other people believed that, too. Three of them died, when they tried to execute her 21-days-programme. Jasmuheen herself was under constant surveillance by a camera team and suggested they should lock her in to prove she needs neither eating or drinking. well done, jasmuheen: on day 5 they stopped the experiment, because she was totally dehydrated and talking even more nonsense than before.



This story about the breatharians inspired me. If there are so many people all around the world who believe that prana shit, they would also buy the extremely overpriced prana-pants in my online shop. and they would work in my factory and would accept their wage in lux.

Dear Jasmuheen, if you read this, while you have a big peace of prana with light cream, you are probably annoyed that you did not came up with that yourself. But you know what? I dont care. you can pick up your cosmic phone and complain to the Count of Saint Germain.

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Richtig - Yeah, right!