most of us know the vaginas of spears and hilton by sight. the it-girls dont wear panties because they love freedom or PR and then get off their cars very clumsy to give paparazzi their beaver shot. why do these girls do that? could be that their stylist forgot about that or they have just visited dr.matlock and want to show off their new designer-vagina.
i dont like that. just imagine all that mocks and tuberkel in restaurants and clubs crawling inte the celeb-vents. and the hair that used to protect this sensitive entrance in the old days is gone due to sociocultural changes (now we only like hair on the head).
but still the picture of a celebrity vagina is called beaver shot. but the beaver is very hairy.
my suggestion: catch up the zeitgeist and call it what it is: a sand puppy shot. because the it-girl-mumus are the spitting image of a cute sand puppy.


beaver sand puppy shot of an it-girl mumu


glossary:
mocks and tuberkel - old school colloquial for disgusting stuff
mumu - colloquial for vagina (female)