Freitag, 20. April 2007

hei poa, hei poa (as in hyper, hyper)

a little while ago i thought i had found the solution for all of my cosmetic problems. hei poa is sunscreen (spf 6), hair- AND bodycare in one funky product. dry skin becomes smooth, massages become even wundervoller, and prudish skin becomes fluffig and so on.

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hei poa consists of cold-pressed koprah-oil. and the hei poa people guarantee that in this oil there have macerated AT LEAST 11 tiaré-blossoms, picked up before Morgengrauen.i did not understand the macerated-part, i just copied it from here.
This product seemed to be too good to be true. but i should have been suspicious right when i bought it. hei poa did not look like a beauty product but like chunky feta cheese in clear brine. the shop assistant explained that it was because of the cold. if i poured hot water over it, the oil would turn liquid again.
well, it did not.
double-boiler? nope.
then, suddenly, one morning my hei poa was liquid and oily and wunderschön. i could treat my hair and my skin with this vanilla scented produkt. i might even have become a little bin more beautiful. that is good but also not, because i prefer angry endings. so i hope i will get an allergic reaction and have very bad Hautausschlag.


glossary

wundervoller - wonderful (comparative)
fluffig - fluffy
Morgengrauen - crack of dawn
wunderschön - beautiful
Hautausschlag - eczema

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